The Legend of Sleepy Hollow by Washington Irving—aka the 1800s version of a reality show, but with way more decapitations. Picture it: a sleepy little hollow where the biggest mystery isn’t the Headless Horseman—it’s how Ichabod ever thought he could land Katrina. This man’s got a crush so obvious, I’m pretty sure she was charging him by the glance on her “OnlyCanvas” account. Honestly, with ankles like hers, she’d have broken the algorithm on ...
